Some People

I like writing comdey/fiction type stories and I have been hopping on pocket fives and writing a few things. They are mostly poker related short story-type posts, sometimes people like them, sometimes not, but today I think I realized my audience may not be up for the humor.

Here is my post:
Re: Why doesn't one of the internet studs write a book?

I just finished my book and it is in the process of being finalized by Random House Publishing. It is scheduled to hit shelves on Dec 13th, just in time to make a great stocking stuffer.

It's called, "The Easy Way to Winning Thousands Playing Poker" - It chronicles my rise to the top of the internet world and includes some of the secrets to my success. I start off playing .50/$1 LHE on Party Poker and you get to see my bankroll swell through the chapters as I reveal the secrets that make the intermediate players into champions. There's a couple reviews from well respected pros that will grace the sleeve:

"I HIGHLY recommend reading this book for players of ALL levels, There are secrets in here that most pros would pay NOT to have published" - Harley Hall

"At first I didn't believe that eating a whole bag of Funions before a LHE session was THE ONE KEY to success, but after giving it a shot and winning the next 17 sessions I am a firm believer" - Stu Unger

"This book introduced me to so many new terms; "Call-Equity", "Foldability", "Ship Theory".... It's full of little gems that improve your game and alow your bankroll to EXPLODE!" - Phil Ivey

"The Tells section of this book introduced me to ideas that are LEVELS ABOVE the greatest players in the world. To call this book a Masterpiece would be doing it a disservice. If Game Theory is a blank slate the Joey_Pistone is the illegitimate love child of Picasso and God." -Poker Legend - Maureen Feduniak

"If you want to win at poker, read books... If you want to annihilate every opponent you ever play, read THIS BOOK. Most of the pros will tell you to fold a flush draw if the odds aren't there... This book goes beyond odds and into the world of Expected Future Table Image, allowing you to NEVER FOLD A DRAW AGAIN, and most importantly ALWAYS hit it." - Todd Brunson

"I thought this book was a joke and challenged the author to a heads-up match so I could expose him for the phony he is.... After only 3 hours he had completely broken not only my spirit, but also my bank account. I'll never underestimate Joey_Pistone again" - Andy Beal

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Here was one of the replies:

by AcTiOnJaCsOn on 11/3/2006 15:42

sounds like a good read if those quotes are in fact true


.........wow

wait... another genius:

by tgr0ss on 11/3/2006 18:56

yeah so if im doing this right...your book was finished in 98 thast how stu ungar has a review on it? since he died in 98 .. your 24 wrote your book and became rich when you were 16 when online poker was just beginning?

phil ivey said many times hes never read a book but cool

and you broke andy beals bank account? ... hes a billionaire? ... must not need the money from this book eh?